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Lalu was drawing money from ATM, the beggar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."
  Lalureplies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the  security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...


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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?

It's just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!   




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Teacher: Johnny, what do u call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Johnny: A teacher